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Here's…Dorothy!

Here's...Dorothy!

Dynamic Speaker...Joyful Living...It's Never Too Late

I Hate Valentines Day

I’m like Charlie Brown with no mail

While Snoopy carts truckloads  away

There should at least be one card bought on sale

Boy and girl enjoy the day
Boy and girl enjoy the day

For me, it’s  a dreadful  day

 

Wasn’t always like this you know

In school the box was packed

With lace and honeycombs; hearts just so

I’ll admit that I never lacked

 

Dickie Roberts, age just 10, showed his love and joy

With the gift of a cup for my toothbrush

Giraffe shaped (the cup, not the boy).

I carried my valentine home with a blush

 

My father disapproved, of course, of my 4th grade crush

Dad shouted & swore; the giraffe is no more

For he shattered it in a rush

Old times never come again and,I miss that giraffe of  yore

And that’s why – I hate Valentine’s Day

 

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