Today, May 14 is Dance Like A Chicken Day .

“You’ll be Poultry in Motion!” says Dr. Patt Schwab

There’s no reference anywhere as to why this is so or why on earth you might want to do such a thing. But remember our aim is to celebrate every day, and this will certainly be an unusual celebration. But since we don’t know why there’s a Dance Like A Chicken Day, the only thing to do is to start dancing and call in an expert.

patt2lg — Dr. Patt Schwab speaks internationally about humor – and rubber chickens. You don’t find that every day.

Let me introduce Dr. Patt Schwab, who hosts the internet’s only Fowl Humor website. Dr. Patt is a very successful international humorist and professional speaker. She often builds her fantastically interesting and incredibly lucrative presentations around the rubber chickens which have unaccountably become her close companions. She definitely has more chicken friends than anyone else you’ll meet so dancing like a chicken should come naturally to her. Scroll down to meet a couple of chicken All Stars.

I throw around a few bits of cloth and feathers, the men go wild and they pay me chicken feed! This is too easy Henriette thought.

Patt who has a coffee table book in process featuring these rubber creatures, offers a couple of these mythic creatures for our inspiration.

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Remember that we’re all here to celebrate every day of our lives – so get some pictures of everyone in your office dancing like a chicken and let us see them. You can email them to me. Click here and ">Do it now.