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MARCH 3, WHAT IF YOUR DOG OR CAT HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS DAY?

Dogshow2No, Really that’s the day this is.  Look at those dogs and cats sitting over there looking so adorable and harmless. What if they had  opposable thumbs.  What would they do? Dog Show, husky maybe This one is hard to even think about.  What would  happen. Well, first of all, I suppose they’d take over the world.  Second, you know how dogs get all wiggly when you pet them, I guess if they had thumbs  when you pet them, they’d pet you back.  And then you’d have to wiggle  your bottom and pant.  I guess I could do that.

Days of the Year, which lists these days to celebrate took this rather too seriously I think.  Here’s the deal guys, Cats and Dogs don’t have opposable thumbs but lets have a little fun thinking about what they could do.  They could drive cars if they got extensions for the  brake and gas pedal.  They could get their own dinner out of the refrigerator, which would be a help. Well, what do you think.  I like to hear what your dog and cat would do with opposable thumbs. After they take over the world.

Answer your cat's questions - or else..
Answer your cat’s questions – or else..

Go to http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/2014/03/ to see the other four holidays  we celebrate today.

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